I fell in love and she's quite a find
But the things she says really blow my mind
I love my baby and she loves me
And she also loves cryptozoology
She's always saying Big Foot needs more press
And she won't stop talking about that thing in Loch Ness
I have my doubts but she says it's on the level
Just like chupacabra and the jersey devil
My baby might be a little crazy
The things she says can make me feel hazy
Sometimes she seems quite with it
But she really gets going when you're talking about the cryptids
The Beast of Bray Road is a werewolf, I'm told
Just like the Mothman is also Indrid Cold
I'm not sure where the Ebu Gogo fit in
But it makes me want to scratch my chinny chin chin
My baby might be a little crazy
The things she says can make me feel hazy
Sometimes she seems quite with it
But she really gets going when you're talking about the cryptids
She loves me and I love her
Though our views on the nature of reality differ
It might seem weird but it was really quite sweet
When she gave me plaster casts of some really big feet
My baby might be a little crazy
The things she says can make me feel hazy
Sometimes she seems quite with it
But she really gets going when you're talking about the cryptids
(spoken)
The Montauk Monster... didn't that turn out to be a decomposed raccoon? Oh, right, cover-up...
sorry, forgot
What's this? Batsquatch? Are you serious?
No, no, I'm not making fun... just sounds... scary... yeah.